humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

(Source: fuks)

selfprescribedstoner:

Key and Peele: let me hit that

(via sparklybongwater)

humansofnewyork:

“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”

humansofnewyork:

“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”

enginkid88modern:

RENÉ MAGRITTE (1898-1967) - LA VAGUE

enginkid88modern:

RENÉ MAGRITTE (1898-1967) - LA VAGUE

(via not-hercules)

malformalady:

Photo credit: Lisa Albanese via deathstination

malformalady:

Photo credit: Lisa Albanese via deathstination

(Source: celticsfan3433, via gophergutz)